Ever since I picked up my Ezio figure, my poor little Altaïr figure has had a bit of a complex. First off, Ezio is huge, three times the size of Altaïr. Ezio has not one, but two hidden blades. And then there's Ezio's attire. Altaïr's clothing is functional, looks like a scholar, but really isn't all that flashy. Ezio's clothing is top notch. Clearly Ezio's dad was well off to be able to afford such nice threads. And finally, Ezio's clearly much more popular with the ladies. The only ladies Altaïr ever talked to were some poor beggars on the street.
Well, all of this must have been too much for poor little Altaïr as he jumped to his death (or so he thought) Christmas afternoon.
As you can see, he broke his legs, and his arm, but he's still hanging in there.